Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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