I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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