Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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