He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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