Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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