I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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