Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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