I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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