If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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