I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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