problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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