No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize