If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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