the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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