Do you still have your period?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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