I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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