I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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