I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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