i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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