ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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