I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.