Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.