So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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