I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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