For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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