So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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