I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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