I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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