Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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