she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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