We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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