I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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