Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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