HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
What a dumb baby whore.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
