Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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