Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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