ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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