Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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