Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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