yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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