If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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