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hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just want to make out with him forever
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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