Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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