Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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