You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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