party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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