me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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