yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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