I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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