a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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