Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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