I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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