Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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